Raúl Esparza - Being Alive (Company)
I can feel the tears coming on.
I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes. ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me. I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me. Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind. ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all. Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”
fish shaming [x]
jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
the internet is now complete
This is actually my favourite thing.
Also calling aspiringandroid for all the Data jokes.
"Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt. We do not.”
I have a day off tomorrow… I HAVE A DAY OFF TOMORROW
I’m literally so anxious waiting for news from Comic Con, I feel like I’m waiting for dispatches from the front
I’m witty and cute and no one appreciates it
You know what’s exciting? I’m not afraid of speaking in the intercom at work anymore. #socialanxietyaccomplishment